WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
I didn’t even know about these and now I’m even more terrified. This is why giant birds scare me.
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
They have these at Claire’s
THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR EVER AND I WANT MY CAT TO BE A GIANT SO THAT I COULD LAY ON HIM AND BOTHER HIM AND RIDE HIM AROUND MY HOUSE.
I will reblog this every time i see it.
Awww how cute, and than ask me why i love cats :)
Make sure he goes to the bathroom outside. I’m not cleaning that up
If you have this tshirt I automatically hate you with every fiber of my fucking being
Nope.
and here we have handy misogynist trackers! t-shirts like this help you identify:
✔ who’s likely to disrespect women
✔ who’s likely to objectify women
✔ who expects women to submit to them
✔ who to just generally stay the fuck away from
I’ve seen teenage girls wearing this and I’m just like, yeah cause that doesn’t actually bother you. Stfu and eat yourself.
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
a “chili sauce river”
vagina volcano
I say mine is slayer time because its raining blood.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Good to know
