WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
I didn’t even know about these and now I’m even more terrified. This is why giant birds scare me.
THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR EVER AND I WANT MY CAT TO BE A GIANT SO THAT I COULD LAY ON HIM AND BOTHER HIM AND RIDE HIM AROUND MY HOUSE.
I will reblog this every time i see it.
Awww how cute, and than ask me why i love cats :)
Make sure he goes to the bathroom outside. I’m not cleaning that up
If you have this tshirt I automatically hate you with every fiber of my fucking being
and here we have handy misogynist trackers! t-shirts like this help you identify:
✔ who’s likely to disrespect women
✔ who’s likely to objectify women
✔ who expects women to submit to them
✔ who to just generally stay the fuck away from
I’ve seen teenage girls wearing this and I’m just like, yeah cause that doesn’t actually bother you. Stfu and eat yourself.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
Good to know